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im gonna knock my boss out had a long day at work and im stressed out can have a drink and the ko the mgr lets go and have a toast for labor day weekened

Posted By: La La

I want to punch September in the face.  This entire month just makes me want to speed ahead to May.  September makes me realize that I am going to be cold, pastey and tired, (and probably 6 pounds heavier) for another 8 months.

The other day I was working at a school. A couple of teachers came in to decorate their rooms. One teacher brings in her new born baby so she can show everyone. One of the teachers wants to play with the baby. I get that she was a cute baby.  I even get the whole baby talk. What I do not get is the singing of songs that are not baby songs. One song that the TEACHER sang was "You got top move it, move it". Another song that she was singing "I want to be a billionaire". How are either of these songs in any way cool to sing to a baby.I think that teacher she re-evaluate her career decision. 
Posted By: iheartlv

stop driving past my house (that i won't live in till july) and call your friend to call me to tell me that my landscaping looks unkempt and my lawn looks like shit! i don't live there yet, the current seller/owner is a cheap bastard! mind your own damn business before i punch you in the damn face! biatchhhhhhes!!!

I want to punch my friends for not making the tee shirts for the site before the site was up
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My friend that I drive to work with in the morning decided to eat Mexican food last night.  This led to an incredible pain went up my nose and through to my brain pew......

Posted By: La La
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I would like to punch this weather in the face.  Its the middle of May and I'm freezing cold and don't want to move off the couch.

Posted By: ddog22000
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i want to smack him punch him in the f face..

Posted By: ddog22000
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I want to knock out my boss..Soon i will so help me god...I've been waiting for this time