Thursday, 02 September 2010 10:40

I want to punch September in the face.  This entire month just makes me want to speed ahead to May.  September makes me realize that I am going to be cold, pastey and tired, (and probably 6 pounds heavier) for another 8 months.

Tuesday, 31 August 2010 18:14

The other day I was working at a school. A couple of teachers came in to decorate their rooms. One teacher brings in her new born baby so she can show everyone. One of the teachers wants to play with the baby. I get that she was a cute baby.  I even get the whole baby talk. What I do not get is the singing of songs that are not baby songs. One song that the TEACHER sang was "You got top move it, move it". Another song that she was singing "I want to be a billionaire". How are either of these songs in any way cool to sing to a baby.I think that teacher she re-evaluate her career decision. 

Tuesday, 31 August 2010 06:32

stop driving past my house (that i won't live in till july) and call your friend to call me to tell me that my landscaping looks unkempt and my lawn looks like shit! i don't live there yet, the current seller/owner is a cheap bastard! mind your own damn business before i punch you in the damn face! biatchhhhhhes!!!

Tuesday, 31 August 2010 06:07

I want to punch my friends for not making the tee shirts for the site before the site was up

Friday, 27 August 2010 00:08

My friend that I drive to work with in the morning decided to eat Mexican food last night.  This led to an incredible pain went up my nose and through to my brain pew......

Thursday, 26 August 2010 22:47

I would like to punch this weather in the face.  Its the middle of May and I'm freezing cold and don't want to move off the couch.

Wednesday, 25 August 2010 22:33

i want to smack him punch him in the f face..

Wednesday, 25 August 2010 21:15

I want to knock out my boss..Soon i will so help me god...I've been waiting for this time